Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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