do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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