Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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