Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I just had sex on a roof
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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