Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
17 year olds will be the death of me.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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