Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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