Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
When are your genitals available?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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