I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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