Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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