3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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