508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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