the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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