I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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