omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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