Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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