we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Found the puke drawer
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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