If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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