Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so that wasnt chicken after all
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
