he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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