I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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