thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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