like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Randomize
