don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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