I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Acid is not a monday night drug
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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