Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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