SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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