New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
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