he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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