So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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