yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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