she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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