Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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