so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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