doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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