I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I need a burrito and a hug.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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