I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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