Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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