I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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