so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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