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Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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