He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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