I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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