she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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