is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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