so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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