I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Randomize
