no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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