Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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