I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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