Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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