On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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