I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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